Monday, April 16, 2007

Baithe baithe kya kare???

'Principles of management'.... have test in another six and a half hour. Damn it, these test series...
Had MATLAB test yesterdy 1600 hrs, then this POM test today 0900 hrs. Loads of other components also waiting in for this week.. guss By the way.. its 0223 hrs at the moment.

Was really getting pissed off with the course... thought of writing a post.. dint get any nice idea...
Then just gen multicasted to all the hostel inmates (around 260 online at the moment) on the ip msgngr....

Do you know what's the effect of varying magnetic field due to jupiter's satellite, Titan, on EM waves carrying voice signals in copper wires at depth 30.67856 m below sea level in south american nations??

And hey... I even got a few replies... which included 'lolz' by my school and now BITSian friend Shubhayan...being the shortest conversation...
But a few conversations on the topic did last a bit long..
one of them..

Me : Do you know what's the effect of varying magnetic field due to jupiter's satellite, Titan, on EM waves carrying voice signals in copper wires at depth 30.67856 m below sea level in south american nations??
Please help... its urgent.
Unknown1: they turn into worms and sharks eat them Me : hey, they are not underwater, usage of sea level is just to specify the depth precisely

Another one

Me : Do you know what's the effect of varying magnetic field due to jupiter's satellite, Titan, on EM waves carrying voice signals in copper wires at depth 30.67856 m below sea level in south american nations??
Please help... its urgent.
Unknown2 : Please use wiki or google
Me: thanx... i got the result.. thanks anyways
Unknown2 : what is it???
Me : No effect... that varying field is perfectly shielded by the 30.67856m soil cover over it, in addition to the plastic cover over them
Unkown2 : k
These above two conversations are purely based on my memory, except for the query raised in the very first message... and my memory dint help me much in remmebering the names of the guys

the longest one being...

Me : Do you know what's the effect of varying magnetic field due to jupiter's satellite, Titan, on EM waves carrying voice signals in copper wires at depth 30.67856 m below sea level in south american nations??
Please help... its urgent.
Sastry : It has effect on some people who go crazy and start asking such idiotic questions.......
Me : Can we find such people outside south america???
Sastry : yeah......u know who it is!!!!!!!!!
Me : O ya.. those who have no other work than to ask such ques....
and also... those who bother to answer them
Sastry : U are wrong.....those are the people who keep on sending multicasts.....
Me : really???
I guess u r right... this damn wiki is no longer reliable... i got the prev result from der only
Sastry : i guess u have only posted that!!!!
Me : i searched... i got the result... :)
Sastry : i was speaking of what could have happened before u searched.
Me : oh.. is it...lemme try some other link in that case...
coz i know..
seniors are always right...
juniors are always wrong...
:P
Sastry : I think u made a deliberate mistake in the use of smiley........
Me : :D
Sastry : Guess....u don't have a proper understanding of the three golden laws of BITS
Me : U are right.. :P
Sastry : well....do u mind coming to my room once so tha i can know what exactly is right.
Me : each and every statemnt given by you is totalling right :D
Sastry : in that case....good night!!!!
Me : sorry for bothering u so much... was really getting bored with POM :)
good night
Sastry
: k

This text has not been editing, just formatted a bit. Thanks to google desktop scratch pad.
Yeah... there are lotsa other people like me... :D
By the way, this sastry guy seems to be a fourth yearite /* from his room number*/
Anyways... I guess now I should concentrate on managing my grades a lil' with 'Principles of management'

FIND OF THE DAY : Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig enjoys it.

Hey, what pig are you talking about???


2 comments:

Gautam Chaudhari said...

Hey, just to remind you in case you have forgotten.."dint" isn't a word you know. "didn't" is more like it. For some reason I get damn pissed off when I see "dint".Please dont use it in the future.
BTW, that question was hilarious!

Rishi Mathur said...

Fine.
Well I also know, Titan is saturn's satellite, and not Jupiter's.
Actually... dint realised it when I multicasted :P